Levi, Levi, Levi

                               

In a story that just refuses to die, Levi "Coulddabeen Palin" Johnston has been appearing all over daytime news shows this week to give "his side" of the story and his thoughts on how the Palins have been treating him. 

I feel so bad for this kid. I mean he broke off his engagement to a governor's daughter and he misses his son. 

JACKASS!! No I don't pity this chucklefuck. He had a chance to marry into political royalty (at this point anyways) and he blew it, and is now burning every single bridge along the way to reconciliation. In addition to severing ties with the Palin family, this kid is completely ignorant of the fact that he comes off like an idiot. 

My favorite part of the video is when Maggie Rodriguez reports that if he doesn't get a call to model or act, he'll be an electrician. Why even set the bar that low? NASA doesn't want you to be an astronaut? Hugh Heffner didn't offer you a Playboy apprenticeship? 

More importantly, this kid has become outraged at the public opinion that his family is "white trash". To do some research, we consulted his myspace page that (obviously) defends his reputation as an upright citizen. It reads, "I'm a f*kin' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes." Hmm...wait... that doesn't sound right. That sounds like the exact opposite of what he meant. 

Moreover, again as he defends this allegation, his sister, Mercede (yeah, just like the car) got a wrist tattoo...of her brother's name... Who gets a wrist tattoo...of their brother's name? More importantly, Sherry Johnston, Levi's mom, could face jail for her drug charges.

I just don't understand why he doesn't do more interviews in a wife-beater and jorts. I mean c'mon, it worked for K-Fed right?