I don't know why or how it happened, but Iowa and Vermont became strongholds for gay Americans in the past week by passing legislature that allows for gay marriages. The momentum doesn't stop there however. The District of Columbia is moving to pass a bill that would allow for gays to get married in the district and Maine, New York, New Jersey, and New Hampshire all have plans to follow suit.
Wow! Vermont and Iowa are gayer than the rest of the country right now... Who saw that coming, really? I mean Massachusetts has one of the most notably gay congressmen in Barney Frank, and California's newfound boner for Harvey Milk is astounding in that they want to give him a holiday. Iowa is effectively "America's Heartland" and Vermont is known for maple syrup and skiing. These two states being pioneers in anything (other than new levels of boring) is amazing.
Perhaps this is the time for gay Americans, though. The only thing that can be certain is that Rachel Maddow's huge smugboner has reached a staggering new height. I hope he and that handsome woman he lives with eventually settle down and have kids now that everyone in the country can legally be married somewhere in America. Also, why did Rachel's parents give him a girls name?
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